she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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