Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Randomize
