Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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