Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
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