when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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