So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
