why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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