Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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