you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros�, bitch!
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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