make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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