I must be too annoying 4 u.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
His nipple licking is glorious
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