We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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