you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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