She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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