I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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