What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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