I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
This girl is more easily done than said...
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
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