TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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