It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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