During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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