so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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