Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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