If i come over, it means nothing
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Is her dick bigger than yours?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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