So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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