I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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