After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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