I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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