that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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