Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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