Have you finally orgasmed yet?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Randomize
