We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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