He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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