You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
40s are totally the cure
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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