I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Randomize
