Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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