Me too!
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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