Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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