what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Never underestimate the power of titties
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