omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
You are the jesus of drinking
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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