That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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