dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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