Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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