I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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