hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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