Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I need water and some morals
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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