She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Randomize
