laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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