if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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