VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
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