I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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